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By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Immortal_Toaster 23

Friday 18 April 2014 18:11

That's snot very fun..

Pleonasm 35

Friday 18 April 2014 18:13

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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gramirez23 9

Friday 18 April 2014 19:06

Dumbass of the day

cakefete2 30

Friday 18 April 2014 20:03

The day is not over. Have some faith my friend.

cjwayy 22

Friday 18 April 2014 19:15

I hope you wouldn't punch someone else if they kept sneezing.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 18 April 2014 19:15

Just hold your nose or something hope it wasn't a bloody result

germanboy214 2

Friday 18 April 2014 19:16

I can kind of relate to OP. I have anger issues myself. Now, I've never punched myself in the face for sneezing, but I have hit something because it wouldn't stop hurting.

middlenamefrank 8

Friday 18 April 2014 19:18

"Short temper", no. Anger issues, yes. Get some help, jackass.

yelitzavega 4

Friday 18 April 2014 19:19

I can't help but laugh.

conman531 23

Friday 18 April 2014 19:21

Bless you

essexadult 2

Friday 18 April 2014 19:23

You're clearly an idiot

okudatwo 11

Friday 18 April 2014 19:45

Them allergies. I'm gettin' em too. Every time in sneeze, i sneeze again and again for about 10 times.

Rianokami 22

Friday 18 April 2014 19:46

What the hell dude?

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