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By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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Immortal_Toaster 23

Friday 18 April 2014 18:11

That's snot very fun..

Pleonasm 35

Friday 18 April 2014 18:13

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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Fas4wd 13

Saturday 19 April 2014 22:22

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BvbArmy_0 18

Sunday 20 April 2014 0:32

Well did you stop sneezing?

Umndisish 1

Sunday 20 April 2014 0:57

Sounds like a shitty situation

blue001 5

Sunday 20 April 2014 1:56

chris brown much lool... also u might have to take anger management class...

pinkgal2129 8

Sunday 20 April 2014 3:18

*giggles* you ******* idiot *bwahahahh* no offence...fine there's a bit...AHAHAHAH, okokokokokokok...WHO THE **** IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUNCH THEMSELVES IN THE NOSE?

phew_fml 21

Sunday 20 April 2014 8:15

Anger can be a bitch sometimes, OP. Hope you learn from this experience!

rawlings123 17

Sunday 20 April 2014 10:23

You're an idiot

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 20 April 2014 14:33

Sounds like someone needs some anger management lessons.

ulisesvm 3

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:39

The sneezing is the least of your problems... Lol

Echosnow 15

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:51

I am sorry but that is hilarious!!

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