Intimacy: Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles....

By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:54

come prepared

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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madrabbit 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:07

That actually sounds pretty damn funny.

carlygesoff 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:24

Hahahahaha (:

AGiantMidget 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:52

Smart girl(;

whatwhyhoo 10

Monday 26 December 2011 5:37

Congrats to OP.

ttflyergirl 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:21

Gauges seem to be the new thing.....ever tried it through the ear?

Sintia 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:56

Well learn to aim, you man! :)

LLcoolJay87 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:23

Thats a good thing bro, dont worry.

radiariad 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:35

UR EAR!!!!!

wesz 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:32

Like the name.

petaltea 5

Friday 20 January 2012 19:33

She sounds like a funny girl!

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