Intimacy: Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles....

By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:54

come prepared

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Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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fromoverthere 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:42

I guess she... *puts on sunglasses* saw it cumming YEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Nikelopez 11

Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:17

I'd rather sleep by my girl instead of with her.

athos1237 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:33

She's ready for her facial, just doesn't want it in her eyes. Treat her like the **** star she wants to be. Quit bitchin'.

raulmartinez1988 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 18:18

Skeet much!!!

skatergirl21 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:34

Haha

no65438 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 7:50

Safety first!

tyrrell030491 7

Thursday 1 December 2011 20:39

Some severe bloodshot eyes can come out of that activity...

kitkat87 0

Friday 2 December 2011 2:34

Kinky!!

aylortay425 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 3:44

It burns so badly >_

jeff1900 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 7:50

of cours no one want to go blind cause of cum

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