By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

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stewpididiot 11

At least the bird wasn't in a tree when you hit it ..... Was it ???

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VianaJ_Garcia 14

I hope, really hope you have a social life and isn't a workaholic.

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PinkFun1969 9

That's scarey about the bird because, it's an old wifes tail that if a bird hits the glass of your car or the glass of your home... someone you know will die...

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mynewaccount 8

Your bad luck brings humor to my surface.

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staypon 0

So sad for the bird. Call and ask if you aren't sure next time!

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