By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

The pigs are finally getting there revenge on the birds......

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sicnesses 6

Sometimes life can really kick you in the balls

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leadman1989 15

When life gives you shit make shit stew... That bird? Dinner, having a free day to do nothing and be bored or go out and consume consume consume well thats what the corporations wanted anyway, falling down? IDK FYL

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jessesgirl14 16

Aww! Well I hope the rest of your day wasn't as bad...

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Airborn0280 18

This sounds like me.

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sougstad 7

I agree. FYL. Now go home and play with yourself the rest of the day because it isn't bound to get any better otherwise.

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Ecklcakes 15

I think the bird had a pretty bad day to, to be honest.

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Ecklcakes 15

*bad day too Sorry. My autocorrect has bad grammar.

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LuhDemDinosaurz 6

I wAited for the bus. School was the week after.

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