Music and Health: That's what I call Heavy Metal

That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:46

Ouch man. Maybe you can't handle metal yet.

Malkria 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 1:28

pow! right in the kisser!!!

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flashback.miss 28

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:19

@ 41 ?? hmm??

yousmiledhegotwi 1

Monday 2 May 2011 0:50

"bang! and the dirt is gone!" ...geddit? you're the dirt.

victo890 11

Monday 2 May 2011 2:38

ouch!!!!!!!¡!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!

mistermoney 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:29

dumbass

cristalx33 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:03

fistfull of metal

Dr_JuanDiaz 0

Monday 2 May 2011 8:20

I bet he was listening to Metallica :D

HarrietPotter239 0

Monday 2 May 2011 8:56

Heavy metal shot right there.

savannah4033 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:52

I have so done that

hottottie 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:12

smart one.

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:39

haha wow

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