Kids: Make it stop

Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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Comments

jane_marie 12

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:00

go for singing classes.

Offensive_fml 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:03

You can't sing? ...so?

MurielWeathers 9

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:21

My two year old daughter doesn't like for me to sing either. I think it has something to do with them thinking that you are trying to sing them to sleep because when I'm rocking her I will listen to music and sing and she just falls asleep.