Kids: Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer....

By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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Cg3780byoch 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:07

a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?

skitz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:02

haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.

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skitz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:02

haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.

rends 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:23

FALCONPUNCH!

phoyos 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:03

looks like that kid knows what to do to strangers at any rate

victoriaSwaqq 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:18

hahaha

tigersoccer19 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:05

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fallcakes 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 11:31

lmfao @ loer

Cg3780byoch 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:07

a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?

Kamazar 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:09

Here, Johnny, have some... caaaaandy! *shudders*

theluckygirl28 8

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:08

Haha! OWNED!! But I do have experience with little kids who do that (play with computer keys when you don't want them too) so yea, FYL

evanwilliams 4

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

You must have a very fragile nose.

lnm701 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

You're kind of a terrible person.

brenkite 5

Monday 30 April 2012 1:34

Kind of?

GaylyStraight 10

Friday 26 June 2015 8:56

props to OP. kids suck

aquariusbeauty 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:11

LOL!

oh_dee 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

wow, he must have a really hard head...

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