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Leech

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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ChampionKO 6

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

One hell of a smart old man.

ckoal 3

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

Nice... For him

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Kittykat900 4

Wednesday 10 April 2013 14:13

I wrote this but for some reason I got an email saying it wasn't published. Yeah I'm 16 aswell, he was a total creep!

jcrb 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 23:14

I love old people!

AnimeRules1125 24

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:46

That's the most clever thing I've ever heard of! I shall use this to my advantage!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 16 April 2014 9:52

Creeeepyy! What did you do after he slipped down?

sydstoomuch 19

Saturday 27 September 2014 20:29

Rofl!!!

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