Transportation: Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just...

By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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JohnnyszGurl 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:14

your fault for letting him sleep on you. bring some tissue paper next time

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:12

Letting people drool on you is nice?!

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jtaylor69 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:51

smack that bitch off like you smack your bitch **** off every night, bitch

pedosmurf 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 4:40

Smack a bitch

lilcuti3pi389 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:14

gross, move out of the way

ifreshballa23 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:10

Only 4 comments?

zippyboy 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:44

lucky # 5. ps. THAT SUXXXXXX!!!!!!

somename1223132 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 6:54

Wow

Ross_H 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 21:59

So give him a rude awakening.

JohnnyszGurl 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:14

your fault for letting him sleep on you. bring some tissue paper next time

Jueezi 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 13:09

^^^ STFU you rudeass....some people are actually nice... I know, shocking!

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:12

Letting people drool on you is nice?!

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:30

I was going to say something along those lines! Maybe the dude has a crying baby or something at home and needs the sleep.

bonnieandclyde44 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:40

hahaha

HelloNoora1 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:02

Just move

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