Miscellaneous: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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Calamity157 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:08

lmao, im starting to wonder what u were day dreaming about.....

lifedoessuck12 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:55

Actually no, we don't have Starbucks here in the Philippines. I just made that story up. We still live in caves, paint on walls, and hunt woolly mammoths using sticks and stones.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 20 July 2009 3:36

Pjunior89, there are Starbucks EVERYWHERE. They're trying to take over the world like Wal Mart 

jz4 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:46

haha classic

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:17

Why weren't you actually staring at her cleavage?

fulltimepinklady 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:11

uh...why was she so upse-she decided to flaunt it didnt she

som_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:00

ugh. Maybe someone should have told HER not to be so obvious.

whocares111 0

Monday 20 July 2009 8:21

i daydreamed once and i ended up staring at a girl i hate at my school, and a bunch of my friends kept bothering me bout it for the rest of the day......week