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Rudolph is late!

By Lewis - 24/12/2018 19:00

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a reindeer? Wait... What?

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Gradask 10

Tuesday 25 December 2018 13:27

That isnt a reindeer .... I wish people knew what a reindeer is, this just some form of red deer or similar..

Glitterbaby2613 20

Friday 11 October 2019 3:09

im still caught up on how far he jumped

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Gradask 10

Tuesday 25 December 2018 13:27

That isnt a reindeer .... I wish people knew what a reindeer is, this just some form of red deer or similar..

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 25 December 2018 16:38

Run run Rudolph! Santa's gotta make it to town!

Canny87 13

Tuesday 25 December 2018 17:18

Either way it was sure in a hurry if it was able to take the running leap

Glitterbaby2613 20

Friday 11 October 2019 3:09

im still caught up on how far he jumped

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