Friends, Birthday, Sadness and Drama: It isn't - FML

It isn't

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 8 July 2021 17:20

As much as at least SOMEONE wishing a happy birthday is nice, calling people and demanding an explanation was the most childish way you handled that.

weirdncrazy 25

Thursday 8 July 2021 16:48

Happy birthday from your internet friends ;*

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madgic_42 9

Saturday 10 July 2021 16:24

It really isn’t, get over it man.

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