Love, Birthday and Awkward: Don't worry, be happy birthday - FML

Don't worry, be happy birthday

By Levi Smith - 18/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Assaria

Today, happy birthday to me. Any calls from my friends? Nope. Socials? Not even one. My wife and daughter spent any time with me? Couldn’t even be bothered to put their phones down during dinner. Not a single person on God’s green earth gives a shit about me. FML

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great_nate 26

Monday 19 February 2024 3:16

Happy Birthday!!!

L0life29 6

Monday 19 February 2024 3:43

happy birthday man. just leave. go make yourself happy

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 18 February 2024 22:49

I'm terribly sorry! But happy birthday!🎇

great_nate 26

Monday 19 February 2024 3:16

Happy Birthday!!!

L0life29 6

Monday 19 February 2024 3:43

happy birthday man. just leave. go make yourself happy

Damama 10

Monday 19 February 2024 4:11

Thats really messed up. Im sorry. Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳

nkunzi 4

Monday 19 February 2024 7:09

Get a girlfriend dude

EpicOracle 23

Monday 19 February 2024 7:09

Happy Birthday!! Please have a good one regardless.

ElizibethRose 4

Wednesday 21 February 2024 13:31

time to find a new family who deserves you. happy birthday

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