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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

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fmlreaderr 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 0:45

Good for you... idiot.

twindaddy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 0:49

So how funny was it that it hit somebody's car?

mezentius 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:07

Wtf, when did we decide that thinking something was a crime? Totally FYL.

AngryC4t 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:31

Pwn3d.

stina_klm 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:58

karma's a bitch. :p

candii_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:59

bwhahahahahahahahahhahahaah :D tht fuken rockss.....

zoomster 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:33

PADIDDLE!!!

ewooze 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:51

Haha, that is funny.

shaeto 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:54

Why is everybody giving this a YDI? That's just dumb.

england_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:58

Karma is a real bitch, isn't it?

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