Work, Cars, Ironic and Weather: Irony at a base level

Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

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Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

Comments

Elleo_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 14:09

haha, karma kicked your ass!

garmachi 0

Friday 29 May 2009 14:38

Oh noez! You have to replace a headlight! Your life IS ******! What will you opt for, pills or slashing your wrists?

Vasir 2

Friday 29 May 2009 15:02

Next time you think "heh, it would be funny if it hits SOMEONE ELSES car"

ImAllFailure 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:02

I may not have my permit yet, but my dad let me drive his car yesterday. It now has $1,000 in damage from when I hit a Stop Sign: Hard

thebeefzoosher 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:07

Agree with #6... GET BACK TO WORK SLACKER!!! HAHAHA

silvermoonstar3 3

Friday 29 May 2009 16:13

YDI for not stopping it and for HOPING it would hit a car. If you had stopped it instead of laughing in your head, you wouldn't have to get your car fixed right now.