Good one, thanks Skidaddle123 - - United Kingdom Today, my dad thought it would be funny to switch my glass of Coke with a glass of pure vinegar. FML 32 529 9 889
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML 1 149 310
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML 6 837 2 059
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML 38 108 7 658
Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist: "I need a bigger drill." FML 3 800 328
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML 26 589 2 255
Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML 23 231 1 643
switch his tylenol with viagra.
Are you missing a nose?