synyster505 - 19/12/2010 05:41 - United States Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML 13 900 36 621
Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML 14 296 56 143