Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML 50 373 3 542
OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML 38 330 16 551