•
•
•

suckmegood

0

1

7

0

7057

702

Texas, United States
30
Monday 14 August 1995

Suckmegood

Suckmegood -

BirgitHerr...

Suckmegood -

Suckmegood

lovers5201

loverbecka...

BirgitHerr...

denglish

Ashamed_Si...

pahixabece...

minispa

rita6397

The_Bumpst...

DjSwifter

gators2009

wikifox

Suckmegood

Suckmegood

Catnip - 30/06/2016 23:42 - Germany - Michelstadt

Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML

12 270

3 317

Bye, loser

Anonymous - 20/04/2016 00:56 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

30 756

2 232

What are the chances?

Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

25 955

4 360

Proud

Anonymous - 16/07/2016 12:31

Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML

13 717

1 028

Anonymous - 02/04/2016 19:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML

32 086

2 092