Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML 37 154 4 802
Metal as **** lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43 Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML 41 815 9 645