You dipstick! mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML 6 060 40 489
chacha - 28/11/2009 18:11 - United States Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML 38 581 5 542