Desperate for D sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML 44 942 30 905
Demon child thatoneguy - - United States Today, a five year-old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML 34 774 3 529