Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML 25 677 47 238
KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML 738 957 496 035