anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML 28 755 7 356
Silent - 03/12/2009 17:50 - United Kingdom Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML 28 342 3 832