First crush
By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa
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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa
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By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March
Hey there! I am the OP. A few things I'd like to address: I was only visiting my parents. I do have my own place. I stayed out a little later than I thought I would and they got worried. The bar (in which we were drinking) is in the same parking lot as Safeway. We stepped out to grab some vitamin water and smoke a cigarette.