whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML 36 107 3 305
The bitch is back thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML 1 291 271 143 540
caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML 803 58