Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML 41 982 4 900
ieatoreos - 11/03/2011 11:28 Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML 33 276 2 992
anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07 Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML 30 554 14 172
UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML 43 196 4 408