Hightopp_6991

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

0
Comments

200
Visits

12
Favorites

Stoke-on-Trent, England
Not specified
Not specified
single

A propos de Hightopp_6991

Hightopp_6991 - Followers

Hightopp_6991 - Followed

Hightopp_6991's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Hightopp_6991's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Hightopp_6991's favorite FMLs

By Noname - 08/03/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

agreeclassic 60 741

vote type 1 4 491

By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

agreeclassic 27 700

vote type 1 41 219

By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

agreeclassic 39 223

vote type 1 7 782

Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

agreeclassic 35 861

vote type 1 4 695

Metal as ****

By lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

agreeclassic 41 815

vote type 1 9 645