By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford
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By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford
By ddhaley1 - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Edmond
By CoalRose - 11/07/2015 07:56 - United States
Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.