peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML 89 045 27 185
#201 - 05/02/2009 13:23 - United States Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML 52 486 16 565