Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML 54 802 20 859
It's the thought that counts, or something Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML 16 082 41 971