Mad as snow By Lucy J - 28/03/2026 09:00 Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML I agree, your life sucks 345 You deserved it 54 Share Tweet Share
Impressive skills By Anonymous - 30/03/2026 03:00 Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML I agree, your life sucks 102 You deserved it 372 Share Tweet Share
Assumptions By Anonymous - 31/03/2026 22:00 Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 You deserved it 89 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got fired from my new job. It was the start of my third week, and I got fired for not opening the store. The manager forgot to give me keys to open the store, and was two hours late. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 270 You deserved it 85
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 016 You deserved it 54 730
Today, I was at work, eating coleslaw of all things, and my tooth broke in half. Diagonally. The bottom half fell out into my coleslaw. FML I agree, your life sucks 435 You deserved it 77
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1 458 You deserved it 272
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 774 You deserved it 6 317
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 259 You deserved it 330