By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States
The Top
By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States
Attempted romance
By ItRainedOutside - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Petersburg
By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 00:51 - Australia - Kew
Alexa, play "Five Years" by David Bowie
By elle - 19/11/2013 17:31 - United States - Round Lake
Bad boy
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By taylorgo - 16/07/2009 18:50 - United States
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By not even a sexy bushfire - 25/10/2012 16:27 - Australia - Kelmscott
By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 22:16 - Israel - Tel Aviv
It's just a prank, bro
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Like a house on fire
By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller
By nextstopplz - 07/04/2009 08:47 - New Zealand
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haha wow there are some a*holes out there. actually I have very good vision and i am not intellectually stupid thanks... i was in a moving bus and it wasnt a garbage CAN.... i dont think people come in that shape, but a big bag of garbage that had split and stuff had come out and around the bag.. yeah. maybe next time this happens it will be one of the a*holes that commented on this lying in the gutter and i will remain silent. HAHA!
By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow
Revenge is sweet
By Anonymous - 09/06/2015 20:52 - Ireland
By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam
By Blueshock08 - 23/02/2012 07:03 - United States
Dose me up!
By Anonymous - 28/01/2013 21:18 - United States - Fayette
By sheldon103 - 16/05/2015 17:18 - United States - Dayton
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By random - 14/02/2012 18:05 - United States
By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States
By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra
By annie_xox - 20/02/2015 14:39 - United Kingdom - Neath
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Hi, OP here! Believe me now, I gave him the dirtiest look and ended things there and then. He can have his "gorgeous" ex if he wants her so badly, just don't come crawling back to me, you dick!
By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles
By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu
Counterstrike
By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 05:40 - United States
Sneaky hand shandy
By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France
Ouch
By lifesmells - 27/06/2009 00:29 - Canada
By Anony-moose - 11/10/2011 09:43 - United States
He certainly has a type
By tattooed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland
Keywords
Hey all - Thanks for the comments... I did have another job before quitting and I did give my 2 week notice. I'm not stupid in this kind of economy. When giving my 2 week notice, my boss offered to match my current salary and I denied it. I then saw the craigslist posting for more money after I already denied what my boss tried to match for me since I felt it was too late and my new job paid way more. Therefore the uneducated, stupid, and not doing well at my job part doesn't apply. However the undervalued, stupid boss does. :)