By sincerely - 03/06/2010 04:47 - United States
The Top
Kinda awkward
By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa
Gross
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By Kevin - 29/12/2011 19:32 - France
Merry McXmas
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By chococool223 - 12/04/2009 10:51 - Korea Republic of
chococool223 tells us more.
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada
Romance me please
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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada
Dirty talk
By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 05:52 - United States
By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States
shit_upon tells us more.
they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier
By 11321 - 22/04/2009 05:24 - United States
By Jackie - 14/09/2010 20:00 - United States
Good one, you little shit
By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom
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By WhyMe? - 01/03/2011 13:24
Crack!
By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States
Tough guy
By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 04:26 - United States - Austin
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By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States
Charming
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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States
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alright. lets get a few things cleared, i never cheated. and he was already my ex boyfriend, we were just trying to work things out. he got pissed off because i told him i was done with his bullshit mind games, and if he couldnt make up his mind i was out of there. he couldnt handle the truth. then thats when the yelling started. the guy turns 19 in 5 days. i think every girl can agree he needs to grow some balls and handle things like a man, not a little kid