Kids You had to ask

You had to ask

hii - 01/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML

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EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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Kids say the darndest things

Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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gross - 06/08/2015 17:28 - United States

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

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Be warned

JCC - - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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Cuteness overload

friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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babysitter - 26/03/2009 03:45 - United States

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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Amkii 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:01

You were owned. By a baby. Fyl indeed.

musicalmandi16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:04

I see great potential in that baby.

Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:11

#12 nailed it on the head. Sometimes I wonder if people actually realize how ridiculous they're sounding.

ghostmanonfirst 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:16

nah i mean if she was ugly the kid could have called it because the kid has nothing to go on but natural instinct on what is pleasant and what is not. sorry ugly girl!

karma5 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:07

How low is your self-esteem that you have to ask a baby who says yes to everything if you're pretty or not? Further, how ugly can you be that the baby changes its I-say-yes-to-everything-now attitude to "damn girl you are ugly and I cannot allow myself to say yes to that one"

genius_man16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:13

that was epic pwnt. Baby: 1 You: -1

LuvinChronic 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:50

hahahahahahaha man dats funny azzzzzzz!!!!! u shudve put dat on tape, u probably wudve won sumfin if u sent it into funniest home videos:D but hey dont feel bad just look at it this way, your hideousness is reason why that baby learnt another word, your ugliness could possibly educate babies all over the world, you should feel good about yourself:D

neonoodle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:01

#18: In English, please.

weneedhelp515 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:42

Look at the bright side, #18 is alot dumber than you, the kid probably thought it was a joke or something, #18 is just a moron who can't spell or talk for the life of him.