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You ain't seen me, right?

Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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Inappropriate

Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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On the hook

phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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Fun vacation times

Anonymous - - Canada

Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

abdominates - - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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Malkria 1

Monday 17 September 2012 9:16

I would forever live in the shower...

Duladian 19

Monday 17 September 2012 9:16

Hope it wasn't a semi see through the curtain

meihua 19

Monday 17 September 2012 9:38

Sounds painful. And noisy. :D

pennies_lane 6

Monday 17 September 2012 9:50

how so?

fireysaje 10

Monday 17 September 2012 10:03

How the hell would it be painful... I understand noisy, but painful? Wut?

BigJoeZD 16

Monday 17 September 2012 13:57

Painful. As in, to her pride?

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

loloalltheway 23

Monday 17 September 2012 9:44

Agree, poor OP :/

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:41

Haha omg wowww! People be crazy these days! I'm sorry that happened to you OP.

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Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Today, despite being over-qualified, I was turned down for a job because my fiancé works in a different dept/building of the same company. This is a really small town. If knowing existing employees is going to be an automatic disqualification, I'm going to have to move or commute 2 hours a day. FML

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Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

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Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML

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