Wrong sort of poking

Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
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naxeeb 33

Maybe his one-eyed-snake was trying to find a partner? :P In any case, you should put ice on that OP!

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LifeOfAnRN 18

Doesn't anybody wonder why he was trying to hit her in the forehead in the first place?

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twinkiefeets 17

It's all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye with a dick.

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truepanda 2

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i would smack it if he did that to me.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Uh...how could he hit you in the forehead or eye with his penis, anyway? Unless you're super short or he's super "long," how is it even possible? Were you sitting on the floor? I'm really baffled by this.

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emmybabe987 10

everyone is always getting hit with penises on here. I'm scared I may be next

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martin8337 35

Giggity giggity all right.

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justapilotken 3

Does this mean you are looking "****-eyed"?

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martin8337 35

For this to have happened, dude must be hung like John Holmes.

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