Intimacy, Embarrassing, Awkward and Contraception: Why would you stick that there?

Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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Pet detective

By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

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By Rob - 06/06/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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Good boy

By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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CherishFlowers 0

Friday 4 September 2009 1:09

Eww... don't keep it in your pocket.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 4 September 2009 1:10

OH WELL... uh, at least they know you're safe!

Comments

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Friday 4 September 2009 4:29

Why do guys just put those things anywhere after they use them. THROW THE DAMN THING AWAY, HOW HARD CAN IT BE!!!!!!!

RhymePrime 7

Friday 4 September 2009 4:35

How completely normal.

haleycstar 0

Friday 4 September 2009 4:36

thats just gross u kept a used one in your pocket!!!!! YDI

Mandita5 0

Friday 4 September 2009 4:43

Was it ribbed? Or ultra thin? Flavored? I need to know.

bosshaug 0

Friday 4 September 2009 4:46

Is the OP retarded? Get back in retard cage

Imrickjamesbitch 0

Friday 4 September 2009 4:48

Easy fo sheezy

gothymama 0

Friday 4 September 2009 4:50

Why would you keep a used condom in your pocket? Were you keeping your **** as a souvenir? Yum.

Starchild21 3

Friday 4 September 2009 4:54

No I'm pretty sure he wanted to use it as lotion later on. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

jaaxx_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 10:13

the stuff is good for your pores you peel it off after it dries XD

darkmis1 17

Friday 4 September 2009 5:05

why didn't you throw it away?

defsdgdh 4

Friday 4 September 2009 5:06

Who keeps used condoms in their pocket?

Emergency_lane 0

Friday 4 September 2009 5:11

Why didn't you throw it out? I mean- was it that heart aching to part with your little buddies?

StrawberryWaffle 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:09

"Little buddies".. That's hilarious :)

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