Weird, Awkward and Work: Why would you do this?

Why would you do this?

By harrassment101 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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By now sharing the blessing - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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You deserved it 2 935

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 171

Suspicious

By StevieMe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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The struggle

By lizi - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML

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You deserved it 845

By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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You deserved it 12 949

People of Walmart

By drano - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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You deserved it 3 385

By Mary - 16/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I called a pest control company to ask them to come over to my place to help get rid of rats. The person on the phone told me to "be a man and stop acting like a girl". I'm a woman. FML

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You deserved it 3 449

bubbles1286 1

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Yeah, no kidding of course she was. Harassment lawsuit!!

justme21 0

Friday 25 December 2009 19:57

Well I think if she asked for help i dont think she wanted that kind of help

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:18

Oh my God... YDI, but man that made me laugh so hard! :')

EmperorHilo 11

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:54

And they say Chivalry is dead.....lol

CrazyV 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 0:38

i woiuld love to have seen that in person

OctoberRainfall 13

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:01

Oh come on. What in the world would have made you think that she was asking for help with her pantyhose instead of the boxes?

writergirl23 19

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:32

Well der. Tip. Try not to watch **** so much.

InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Sunday 1 April 2012 22:59

LMFAOOOOOOO!

plum_lovin 28

Tuesday 15 May 2012 0:49

Even if she wanted you to help her with her pantyhose, I would have helped her with the boxes. Just so I wouldn't be awkward anyway.

newburton13 26

Friday 22 June 2012 22:33

Well WTF did you think she was asking?!

tcdaboss 2

Friday 19 October 2012 16:43

Op r u a guy I girl

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 21 October 2014 3:42

There is a male symbol. He is a guy.

yenidewi 11

Thursday 25 October 2012 23:43

well u help her according to what u were interested in ... hahahahaha ...

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