Where did that come from?

psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML
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MagicallyFat 12

I guess your mother understands you. But maybe you were drunk and told her lol

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marinus_fml 19

Don't worry, she won't have a recollection in the morning either.

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leadman1989 15

The real question isn't does she like handcuffs, it's is her mom a MILF? That's how I'm imagining her. mmmmmm ^-^

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paigeminem 3

Ohmygod! I have nothing to say! Is your boyfriend still with you?

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dansco 24

Solution : pull over and take phone off drunk mother! D'oh...

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CaitieKates 0

somebodys a drawer snooper!

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mintypoison 22

Really? Have your DRUNK mother answer a phone? What made you think that was a good idea? Just let it go to voicemail, seriously. YDI hon...

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GayIdahoGuy 6

NEVER have your dunk mom answer your phone, duh!

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benpele101 13

Your mom was probably getting wet while talking to your boyfriend

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anamariba 0

Hope she gets u a nice pair.

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Grayscale 9

How does she know? It's because... Everybody loves handcuffs And people who don't like it are people who never tried getting handcuffed while having sex before :D

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