Videos: When your body can't handle your skills

When your body can't handle your skills

By Lewis - 01/02/2019 00:30 - France - Paris

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Michael Lamb 4

Saturday 9 February 2019 10:32

That could be a stroke you better get checked out!

Tooher 4

Thursday 17 June 2021 4:42

Why can’t I get these Videos to work for me

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Michael Lamb 4

Saturday 9 February 2019 10:32

That could be a stroke you better get checked out!

Somen0body 8

Thursday 23 January 2020 8:29

nah he got dizzy from the weight of the hair and the blood pressure change in his head its normal and he's probably ok. if it keeps up, he should definitely see a doctor tho

Mary Carswell 15

Tuesday 13 July 2021 2:24

of course

DevoutOccamist 12

Monday 11 November 2019 20:25

idiota

wwyd4aklondike_bar337 10

Friday 17 January 2020 6:12

I am gonna pee myself,lmfao

Tooher 4

Thursday 17 June 2021 4:42

Why can’t I get these Videos to work for me

CaptBlood 10

Saturday 2 October 2021 23:31

OMG funny

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Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert." Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 153

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Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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Today, my hand is covered in blisters because my boyfriend thought it would be fun to set an old insurance card on fire. Out of panic, he slapped the card against the wall in a failed attempt to put it out. Also out of panic, I slapped the flaming wall with my bare hands. FML

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Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

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Today, I attempted to assemble a piece of furniture that claimed to be "easy to build in minutes." Four hours and multiple arguments later, I realized I had misread the instructions, and half the parts were upside down. I'm pretty sure the furniture won this round. FML

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Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML

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Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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