What's that sound?

Ihavethickthighs - 07/09/2017 16:00

Today, and for the past week, my boyfriend joined me on my walks. He's recently gotten into photography and is now intent on tracking down a rare bird that he never sees but always hears. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's the sound of my thighs rubbing together. FML
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Glowworm56 26

Aw, I think this is actually cute that he thinks it's a rare bird. I think you need to gently tell him that the "rare bird noises" are actually coming from you. You'll both have a good laugh about it afterwards.

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RichardPencil 30

If he goes down there and investigates thoroughly, you'll be ... *wait on it * ravin'!

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jfsiv 17

The thicker the thighs, the greater the prize!

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my2centsworth 15

Has he not noticed that the bird seems to follow wherever y'all go? Does he not hear it when you walk out of the house?

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freaky78 10

Have you tried applying deodorant to you thighs?

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ExplainingTheOtherside 8

Put a week on it!

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