What am I like?

Joe - 01/11/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
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qwertyone 0

Drunk you or not it was still you. You are responsible for what you do drunk and you chose to drink in the first place. I hope the "drunk you" doesn't drive.

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paperxclips 0

Lol, coffee machine? So random.

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dntknowaname 0

Ppl really need to stop being so judgemental

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theblazian 0

He is probably a Republican.... from what I gather most of them have lost all shreds of their common sense.

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yourworstnightma_fml 0

*cries* wh-wha- what happened r to the coffee machine.

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ugh_a_lug 7

HAHAHA!!!! Your 'drunk-me' is brilliant! Sucks though.

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Panther_fml 0

Who needs a job and a girlfriend when you have coffee??? YOU MUST GET A NEW COFFEE MACHINE SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ladieejackiee 0

FYL. Multiple personalities when drunk/sober are signs that you're an alcoholic.

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perdix 29

People lose jobs and girlfriends all the time. It doesn't mean you are an alcoholic. But when you lose the coffee machine, it's time to admit that you have a problem. You need to join the "Friends of Bill (AA) and Juan Valdez."

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FrozenSoliid 0

YDI dumb shit. try an AA meeting and stop blaming your problems on alcohol.

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