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Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

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NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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schwancy 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:08

There are other places that serve sundaes.

spoilt_ 15

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:12

don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed

77taylah33 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:10

in australia macdonalds is open 24 hours so people can do late night maccers runs=)

OneLove95 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:45

mcdonalds is open 24/7 on drive thru retard!

x3herox3 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:49

YDI for Mcdonalds. Goto dairy queen.

kaitlyn3xo 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:02

ydi for not registering your car

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:13

Should have gone to Five Guys.

Chipaway 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:42

Ha it's open 24/7 in Australia and I'm curious, in referance to the comments bout Australia being dumb blah blah blah, but I met an American, who asked "is it hard to drive with all the kangaroos on the road?" Americans are just screwing with us when they say that, right?

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:52

Although, in fairness, I've known quite a few people that have hit kangaroos while driving.

AG_Lining 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:44

Good news, OP! Next time you feel like getting out of the house to clear your head, get some errands, like renewing you car's expiration, done instead of slurping nasty McDonald's food.

AG_Lining 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:46

98 - Americans don't say that. Just because the person who said it happened to be American doesn't mean all Americans think that way...just like how I won't extend your prejudice to believe all Aussies think like you :)

SayPlease 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 15:03

YDI for not going to a 24/7 McDonald's.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:34

Either that, or YDI for going to McDonalds at anytime between 11pm and 5am.

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Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:08

I'm going to have to assume that OP is really a girl and clicked the 'man' option by mistake. What man goes and gets ice cream because he's sad? Totally a chick move. Eat a litre of ice cream, watch a sappy movie and mope.