Intimacy: We all do it. Don't we?

We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By GroosedOut - 20/08/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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AAaaaaaah!

By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML

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By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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You deserved it 4 328

Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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christa953 12

Monday 30 August 2010 16:03

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

nuts_in_your_fac 1

Monday 30 August 2010 16:04

That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.

Comments

apocalyptic_1125 0

Friday 9 December 2011 0:46

Don't be a pussy

Randomness0987 0

Monday 12 March 2012 8:01

How is that hot? O.o

noelteen 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:01

What's wrong with that? When you gotta witch, ya gotta itch.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:43

Nice, she should at least try to hide it xD

juliaplz_fml 2

Sunday 12 May 2013 21:28

How is this an FML?

ENomine18 9

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:43

So? I do that all the time.

dethtrain 5

Saturday 23 November 2013 2:28

good for her.

capitals1627 3

Friday 24 January 2014 2:06

Bitches pussy stank xD

Federgirl 19

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:28

um ya so?? Guys do it ALL the time!!!

doodlebug17257 11

Friday 11 April 2014 21:26

Omg someone at my school does that EW *shudders*

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