Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: War drums

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:06

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

marmots 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:11

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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misslex_800 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:36

and his next theme song shall be " I'm coming out , I want the world to know " haha

bitchin94 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:42

star wars for the win!

wriptidez 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:46

tmi

DaangItsBrooke 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:09

stfu

CrazyGirl445 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:49

don't complain! my boyfriend won't even sing to me):

little545 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:09

I would sing to you

BuffaloButt 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:00

Get over yourself, he was just having fun.

Euphoriah 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:04

That's intense!

aylamarie98 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:04

jacob24,ur pic is hot!

frankwolf86 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:07

i cant think of anything clever to say but is very funny indeed

Maverick52 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:16

Meh she liked it

beautifulppl53 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:22

I'd go along with it

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