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Voice of an angel

awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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The Voice

Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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NotSoAnon - 13/08/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

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Got talent?

Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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Jasper_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:18

what were you listening to? maroon5?

twitterer 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:21

Oooh yeah, that's happened to me before. :

Jasper_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:18

what were you listening to? maroon5?

AA357 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:53

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

AlexRen 21

Monday 17 December 2012 1:26

Nicki minaj*

STN_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:22

lol

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Saturday 11 April 2009 22:18

lol

eastsidehippie 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:34

First FINALLY! And wtf, this isnt even worth to be posted up. not really a fml

jessica21194 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:40

lol no.

chloe2114 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:31

Ahem, You, my friend, are not first... :)

STN_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:19

lol

STN_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:21

lol

CaptainDDL 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:38

Ouch!

twitterer 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:21

Oooh yeah, that's happened to me before. :

drakem 7

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:29

You always think it sounds good till you record it and listen.

aquariusgirl212 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:42

Lol, the same thing happened to my friend. Oh well, not everyone can sing...

jman0116 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:24

first! sry that you suck at singing. keep it to the shower i guess

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Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

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Today, my cousin's three kittens peed all over every single pair of shoes under my desk, including some expensive heels. I spent two and a half hours cleaning all eighteen pairs. FML

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Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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Today, I was invited to a special meal for receiving a scholarship from my college. My mom refuses to take me because “your sister’s going there too and didn’t get a scholarship; it wouldn’t be fair to her.” I guess fairness doesn’t apply to me. FML

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Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

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Today, I like it rough in bed and found the perfect lover to have fun with. Now I have to choose between going to work fully covered while it's 35°C and sweat like a pig, or to go lightly dressed and show a VERY suspicious amount of marks on my body. FML

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