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By Drewzter - 11/01/2010 03:33 - United States

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Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML
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FD929 0

Congrats on your future child. I hope you make enough at Burger King to afford it.

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yukonesian 0

you should have said 'condom sense' ah boom cha!!

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Devooo21 0

wow.... I don't know what is worse... reading all that or wanting to call everyone here idiots.... Lets just say I wished I hadn't read all that and you are all idiots!

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lovebugx2007 0

42 u read my mind.. that's exactly wut I was thinking. I don't get y people get so worked up over comments. god I LOVE stupid people!!!! they just make my day

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ScaryyMary 14

You must be perpetually happy then, seeing as you ARE one. Nice grammar. The reason people with any degree of intelligence care is because it's not fun reading millions of comments that lOokE lyKE d1z cUz weE hAz Trubble reedin dEmZ yO. N008Z.

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maddiey2014 0

LMAO is she pregnant and if I am related to you than I dis own u cuz

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ScaryyMary 14

...Squirrel? Did you post this lol? Regardless... More like **** HER life.

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

I'm so sorry dude honest mistake. I f**king hate pregnate scares. I've had three so far and my heart actually stops for a whole secont everytime. I'm pretty sure I had an actuall angziety attack. good luck hope she's not preg that's the only period you'll look foward to her having.

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elephantinked 1

Angziety? Secont? Pregnate? Are you ******* with me right now... Use spell check next time, friend. ANXIETY! SECOND! PREGNANT! Good God some people's children.

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AmberAusgeflippt 13

He's probably actually 11 and never had sex but wants to have a big boy conversation. :) pregnate. That's my favorite. every cellphone has spell check. This tells me that the poster doesn't have a cell phone (too young?!) and probably uses a computer. If the browser he's using HAS spell check, he probably thinks those red squiggly lines are encouraging him to keep using big boy words. (:

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Nikki_xD 6

If you could pick out kids names what would they be? xD

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theelysium 0

Maybe the condom is too small for you? I have two friends with big dick they say everytime they **** with a normal condom it breaks. Maybe your a luck man. If your 5 1/2 around or larger your considered big in girth and you have to step up in condom size. BTW the girth is what breaks it if the rubber is too small.

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monnanon 13

haha 5 and a half around are you ******* nuts? that would split a bloody ****** not just a condom. 5 and ahalf to 6 inches is average LENGTH not girth

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suomynonanet 0

I don't get this. You're supposed to leave room at the tip. What?

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drtimblin 0

Yea, but not AIR-FILLED room...read the directions on a package insert, when you pinch the tip while putting a condom on it ensures there's room inside it, but no air in that space because it puts more pressure on the tip of the condom if it is filled with air and then you ejaculate into that space...smart one.

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lissababy85 5

yea was this your first time using condoms? what did she make you put one on in order to have sex, smart on her part. I feel sorry that she ****** with a dumbass that doesn't know how use a Jimmy cap in 2010.

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